We are family...

...well they are my extended family. Every week, I look forward to our Friday Night Dinner ala Gilmore Girls they make me happy. They make the God awful week seems so far away. I love you guys.

Here are some hardc0re facts about true friendship that I got via email from Papa Nic and I so think that its true. HAHAHA...

"True Friendship"

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality ?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.   

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.    
 
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got a root (laid).    
 
4. When you are scared -- I will hang shit on you about it every chance I get.    
 
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit bloody whining.   

 
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words, mostly of four letters.    
 
7. When you are sick -- Stay the fuck away from me until you are well a gain.I don't want whatever you have.    
 
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.    
 
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why ?" you may ask; "because you are my mate".    
 
Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Comments

[tiffy]

NO! I'm not his GF! HAHAHAHAHAHA. As feli would say 'that's incestuous!'

TRUE dat! But i'm feli's best friend! Am I? Can I? I am?? Right? Right?
HAHAHA.

Love you long timeeeeeeeee!

[momotea]

Wow, yeah, that is true friendship from Nick. hehe, finally see him with hair and beefier too! Oh, is that his girlfriend?

[Miss Dot]

oh I LOVE that! Papa Nic will you be my friend too?